Wow, modern razors are comparatively amazingly easy to use.
According to cathijosephine, I achieved better results with my Gillette Sensor than I ever had before, as we expected after having practice with a straight razor. I just didn't expect it to be so much easier. My shave was far more consistent, and I had no problems getting the spots I used to have problems with.
But my shave wasn't as good as I've been achieving with my straight razor. It was also significantly less abrading.
I ordered a carbon (not stainless) steel straight razor made by Dovo in Solingen. I used it for the first time last night. Bringing that blade to my flesh for the first time was more scary than I expected. I achieved a terrible shave, and only one tiny nick. I'm happy, I expected this to take practice. I strongly recommend hitting youtube before trying this.
Another thing I've been wanting to try for years off the list. Yes, I'm coating it with mineral oil after each use, have a strop, and watched a video on that too.